Difference between Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street .

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant .
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac  .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank .

Tv has no place in love .
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is 'Don t you think you've had enough!'.

Conclusion : 

'Love is blind,

 Marriage is an eye opener!'

 And , 

'Marriage is an institution. Love is blind.
 Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.'