Monday, June 28, 2010

..:: Lawak Rokok ::..

Cigarette Name story

I am Peter Stuyvesant

I have two friends, Benson and Hedges

I came from the city of Marlboro,

In the Salem high country

I Always carry a Mild Seven

I rode on a White Horse

Going to Kingsway in Kent

It was Lucky Strike I fell in love

With the daughter of Master Duke

Her name Was YSL

We got married by Perillys , the priest

We checked in at the house of Dunhill

And booked into room number 555

I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf

I played with her two Matterhorns

When I poked in my Rothmans King Size

She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'

You are riding like a mad Camel

When I asked her if she is satisfied

She answered' I want MORE! !!!'

Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.

She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!

No comments:

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...